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Late night one liners about the potential 'Veep'
"Although Joe Biden is in great physical condition, the Republicans are raising
questions about his health now. I guess he had a brain aneurysm a couple of years
ago. Hey, you can't expect every vice president to be the picture of health
like Dick Cheney, okay?" --Jay Leno
"As you know, John McCain is an older white haired man who has been in the
Senate over 20 years, voted for the Iraq war, and said Barack Obama did not
have the experience to be president. I'm sorry, that's our intro for next
week when Joe Biden is on. I'm sorry, I got confused." --Jay Leno
"Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the
United States, called Barack Obama 'the first mainstream African-American
who is articulate, bright and clean.' I think we've seen the shortest
presidential campaign in history." --Jay Leno
"In a speech in Washington, D.C., Delaware Senator Joe Biden said
although he wants to be president, he'd rather be at home making love to his
wife. Which is ironic, because Bill Clinton said the same thing. He said he'd
rather be home making love to Joe Biden's wife too." --Jay Leno
"Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has
gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate, he could win the
nomination by the year 2032." --Jay Leno
"There was another big Democratic debate last night in Philadelphia. Seven
candidates on stage debating. Seven, which, sadly, for Joe Biden, is the
biggest crowd he's ever drawn." --Jay Leno
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