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Okay doke guys and dolls.
So we've enjoyed a public holiday in the UK today, mainly to
celebrate our Gold medal olympians returning home (well, not
really but it just so happens it's the same day).

I've spent the day playing a bit of tennis (6-1, 5-7, 6-3), a bit
of shopping (sister's Birthday beckons), and studying for my
Banking exams. And they say study finishes at 21...

Nose to be re-attached to the grindstone tomorrow.

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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An Irishman and a Mormon were sitting together on a plane when the
Trolley Dolly came around with the drinks.

The Irishman asked it they had Irish whiskey and he would have a large one.

The attendant turned to the Mormon and asked if he would like a drink

"I'd rather be ravished by half a dozen whores than let liquor pass my lips

With that the Irishman hands his drink back and says

"I'll have that too. I didn't know we had a choice"

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