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Weekend has landed folks. Unfortunately, I'm flat broke so will
spend the next two days moping about the flat, watching TV and
generally praying for the Lottery.
Happy days.
Tom Evans
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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the western plains without
water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden; he sees
an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks
to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no
ordinary genie.
She is wearing a Tax Office ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator
in her pocket-book. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
'Well, cowboy,' says the genie... 'You know how I work. You have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this.' said the cowboy. 'I'm not going to trust an Tax
Office genie.'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like
you're a goner anyway!'
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right.
'OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'
'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled
with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF*** He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there's always a string attached......
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