JE - Beijing 2008 - We're Ready

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No apologies, the Olympics beckons and that just means ample opportunity to poke
fun at our Red cousins. Not in a bad way of course, but any country that promises
equal rights for Tibet then reneges on that agreement need to be brought to order
by means of humor.

And so it begins..

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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Some late night humor regarding those pesky Olympics..

"China has announced that during the Olympics, protesters will be allowed to
assemble in designated protest areas. Yeah. Or, as they're commonly called in
China, jails." --Conan O'Brien

"Beijing skies are so polluted that Chinese authorities are planning emergency
measures for the Olympics. For example, protesters will now only be run over with
hybrid tanks." --Jay Leno

"There's excitement in the air over the Olympics...also lead, arsenic,
benzene." --David Letterman

"And human rights activists have sent a letter to President Bush, asking
him to raise human rights issues with the Chinese government during the Olympics.
Unfortunately, they also sent a letter to the Chinese government asking them to
bring up human rights issues with President Bush. So, it's pretty much a wash."
--Jay Leno

"The government of China has banned restaurants from serving dog meat during the
Olympics. This is particularly bad news for the popular Chinese fast food chain,
'McDachsunds.' --Conan O'Brien

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