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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,
when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't
in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her
neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then
caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her
breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed
gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he
proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion
of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly
stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said, 'I found the remote'.

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