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(An old one, but some might not have seen it)
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers; the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This
must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to
drive."
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back on, and hands
it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil b1tches.
Don't mess with us.
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