JE - Happy Doggy Easter

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Easter holiday weekend on the way... out!
(Sadly)

Tom Evans
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Since China seem to be getting it from all sides over the 'handling' of the

Tibet issue, thought I'd weigh with my size 9's...

Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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