Thursday, 6 March 2008

JE - Clintons at Home

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Feeling a little worse for wear after a work ' night out ' last evening. The highlight of the night was undoubtably beating my boss at basketball hoops
in the arcade, then battering him into submission in the dance off!

Vino slowly ebbing out of my system, so thank the heavens it's nearly Thursday!

Tom Evans
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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and
my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a
half years old and had just recovered from an accident in
which my arm had been broken among other injuries.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift
and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living
room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was
playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a
little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups
of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came
home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch
me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the
hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink
it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place
that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

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