JE - A Bull Bad Day..

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Well folks. I'm glad it's the weekend, seems like a long week. Working in
the financial industry isn't the best place to be right now, although I
agree it's better than on the breadline and/or moving back to the parents as
my mortgage costs rocket. C'est la vie.

Not much planned this end, awaiting for British Summer Time to kick in,
meaning a good few more hours of sunshine over the summer period here in
chilly Scotland. Footy tomorrow morning in the ice and snow will sure be fun
as usual, if - as I suspect - I'll be subbed after 45 minutes and have to
ensure another 45 minutes shivering into mild hypothermia.

Beats lying in though, especially since I have so much to plan in advance of
my three week jaunt to Nepal/India in May. Slightly concerned by the advice
I found online today regarding the various jabs I'll require since we're
heading into the remote 'Terai' wilderness. The Wild West they call it.

Bonza!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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+ General Joke
Recently President Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax
rebate. It was previously slated to be $800.00, but they dropped it to
a $600.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.

Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to
China; if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea
or India. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs
.....and none of these scenarios will help the American
economy.

We need to keep that money here in America .....so the only way to
keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on
prost1tution. Currently it seems that these are the only businesses
still left in the U.S.

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