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Yes folks, winter well and truly has arrived in Britain. My central
heating has eventually been turned on, much to the eagerness of the missus
and the gas company. I have therefore decided it's time to emigrate to
warmer climes, has to be cheaper than my gas supply!

Tom Evans
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