Monday, 26 November 2007

Fun4U: Holy Grail


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A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
 
 Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying,
    "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to
    tiny bits, in thy mercy."  And the people did rejoice and did feast
    upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans
    and breakfast cereals ...
 
 Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin.  Then thou must
    count to three.  Three shall be the number of the counting and the number
    of the counting shall be three.  Four shalt thou not count, neither
    shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three.
    Five is right out.  Once the number three, being the number of the
    counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the
    direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
 
 -- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
 
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