Fun4U: Airline Security

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After an overnight flight to meet her husband at his latest military
    assignment, a mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany
    with nine children -- all under age 11. Collecting their many suitcases,
    the ten travelers entered the cramped customs area. A young customs
    official watched the entourage in disbelief, "Ma'am," he said,
    "do all these children and this luggage belong to you?"
 
 "Yes, sir", she said with a sigh, "they're all mine."
 
 The customs agent began his interrogation: "Ma'am, do you have any weapons,
    contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?"
 
 "Sir", she calmly answered, "if I'd had any of those items, I would have
    used them by now."
 
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