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How to judge your friends and what people are really saying with the cars
    they drive ...
 
 Acura Integra
 - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
 
 Acura Legend
 - I'm too bland for German cars
 
 Acura NSX
 - I am impotent
 
 Audi 90
 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
 
 Buick Park Avenue
 - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
 
 Cadillac Eldorado
 - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
 
 Cadillac Seville
 - I am a pimp
 
 Chevrolet Camaro
 - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
 
 Chevrolet Chevette
 - I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
 
 Chevrolet Corvette
 - I'm in a mid-life crisis
 
 Chevrolet El Camino
 - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
 
 Chrysler Cordoba
 - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
 
 Datsun 280Z
 - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
 
 Dodge Dart
 - I teach third grade special education and I voted for
 Eisenhower
 
 Dodge Daytona
 - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
 
 Ferrari Testarossa
 - I am known to prematurely ejaculate
 
 Ford Fairmont
 - (See Dodge Dart)
 
 Ford Mustang
 - I slow down to 85 in school zones
 
 Ford Crown Victoria
 - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I
 pull up behind them
 Geo Storm
 - I will start the 11th grade in the fall
 
 Geo Tracker
 - I will start the 12th grade in the fall
 
 Honda del Sol
 - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
 convertible at all
 
 Honda Civic
 - I have just graduated and have no credit
 
 Honda Accord
 - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
 
 Infiniti Q45
 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
 
 Isuzu Impulse
 - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
 
 Jaguar  XJ6
 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
 280 days per year
 
 Kia Sephia
 - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
 
 Lamborghini Countach
 - I only have one testicle
 
 Lincoln Town Car
 - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
 
 Mercury Grand Marquis
 - (See above)
 
 Mercedes 500SL
 - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
 
 Mercedes 560SEL
 - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
 
 Mazda Miata
 - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
 
 MGB
 - I am dating a mechanic
 
 Mitsubishi Diamante
 - I don't know what it means either
 
 Nissan 300ZX
 - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
 
 Nissan Sentra GLE
 - The JokeMaster talked me into it
 
 Oldsmobile Cutlass
 - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off
 the parts
 
 Peugeot 505 Diesel
 - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
 
 Plymouth Neon
 - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
 
 Pontiac Trans AM
 - I have a switchblade in my sock
 
 Porsche 911 Turbo
 - I have a three inch thingie
 
 Porsche 944
 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
 inaccessible to me
 
 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
 - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal
 
 Saturn SC2
 - (See Honda Civic)
 
 Subaru Legacy
 - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
 than the Isuzu
 
 Toyota Camry
 - I am still in the closet
 
 Volkswagen Beetle
 - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
 
 Volkswagen Cabriolet
 - I am out of the closet
 
 Volkswagen Microbus
 - I am tripping right now
 
 Volvo 740 Wagon
 - I am frightened of my wife
 
 Did you find yourself?
 
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