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Now then compadres..
Another weekend rolls into view, which is without doubt not a moment too
soon. I even told my boss today I was 'tired' - what a wimp! Obviously,
should've told him I was ready for more, in tiptop shape and awaiting the
next challenge. But was too tired to consider it!

Tom Evans
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My girl was at the show the night before, if only she'd delayed a day..

From the news ( www.abc.net.au/news )

Dwarf gets pe^is stuck to vacuum cleaner

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to
hospital after his pe^is got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act
that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or 'Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf', was due to perform
at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball,
offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner
attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix
it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20
seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid
attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled
into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached
to me," Blackner said.

-AFP

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