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One day a travelling salesman was driving down a back country road at
about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken
running alongside his car.

He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still
keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane
and into a barn behind an old farm house.

The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the
farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told
him what he had just seen.

The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of
chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they
have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.

"That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman.
"How do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

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