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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy
    standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
    looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis,
    2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
 
 The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
    down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him,
    "Are you alright?"
 
 In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY
    did you say?"
 
 The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd
    just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks
    me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
    testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
 
 The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around'."
 
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