Tuesday, 14 August 2007

JE - Baseball Wimp..

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Alright folks.
Had a bad weekend, everything seemed to go ever so wrong. Culminating in a
heart-breaking loss on the football betting. Should've perhaps followed by
Dad's advice.. namely don't bet. The moral of the story: your Dad is
always right. FACT!

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