Thursday, 9 August 2007

JE - Drive Safe?

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was
only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was
her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly
bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want
to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was
stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your c*ndoms in your car.


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