Fun4U: The Farmer

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There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm
    and asked the farmer, "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I
    give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from
    the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them
    like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes." Then he fined the farmer.
 
 Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The
    farmer answered, "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon,
    caviar, shrimp and steak. Why?" "Because I am from the United Nations
    Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like
    that when there are people dying with nothing to eat." And he fined
    the farmer.
 
 Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant
    farmer answered after a few minutes, "Well, I give five dollars to
    each pig so they can buy whatever they want."
 
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