JE - Marriage, Britney Style

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First of the month, must be lucky!
I'm back from my three week jaunt to Australia, had a fab time.

Trying to get back up to speed with work / life / home, and of course
the Apprentice and other such tv shows I can't live without.

I'll give the download of my trip over the next few weeks.

Tom Evans
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Top 10 Rejection Reasons...

...And What They Really Mean

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

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means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

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