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Grandmas birth control pills!
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as
he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I
know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass
of orange juice that my 16-year-old-granddaughter drinks. And,
believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
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The coffee break, even for those who realize that caffeine may not be
good for them, still beats staying at the desk and working.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine, who's
sitting by herself...
Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you. Alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell up?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread apart."
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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
Us drunks don't have to attend all those meetings. --- Johnny Bond
Q. What three words can ruin a man's ego.
A. "Is it in?"
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FROM THE BOWELS OF AN AA MEETING
A True Story from the Jacksonville, Florida Police Dept.
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead
with him to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile
away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and
ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the
police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house
just a block away.
The police tell the man to stay put as they will be right back. They
hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he
gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who
might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all
day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is
there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that
he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.
The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she
asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the
garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police
car, with all its lights still flashing.
True story: Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
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When you open a bag of cotton balls...
is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Would it be considered sexual harrassment if a midget walked by you
and told you your hair smelled good ???
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TOONS
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Gymnastic basketball
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Stone cold pussy
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Suck more
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Surprise!
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Explicit
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=tshirt-010.jpg
Wrong way to eat squash [naughty alert]
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=Veggiesx011.jpg
Wild burros
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Horse racing
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Hey You...
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Big Splash
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Tightrope
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Landscaping
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=terraforming.jpg
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SALES & CLOSEOUTS
5 pages full of great deals on sexy fun items
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MORE TOONS
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they met online
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doctor's orders
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f094.html
poor fella
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f097.html
pharmacy customer service
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f098.html
EEOC
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f081.html
Double Asscrack
http://www.buffaloschips..com/adfrll.htm
I came first
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41033.htm
Fuckin' A
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41034.htm
Hammer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41040.htm
Experience
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41029.htm
Airforce cutbacks
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Airline Fart
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000030.html
Random Joke & cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes..com/JPGS/display_pic.php
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
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Sparkly Balls
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=40105&s=n
Steve Martin performs magic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtbWMDRxLLY
Chalk Art
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart.html
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart2.html
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart3.html
Doggy Style Blog
http://www.maddogblog.com/
The Mob
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?i=40120&pid=3436&u=3463
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GAME TIME
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Fishdom Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39076&s=n
The Story of Dragons
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=40233&s=n
Green Terror Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39667&s=n
Flalls
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=40044&s=n
Turtix Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39078&s=n
6 full on games for the week end
http://www.jokeroo.com/games/index.html
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
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LAUGH YOUR GUTS OUT!
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