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Howdy all.
So I had a very quiet and relaxed weekend. Just one of those "chill
at home and do nothing" type weekends, when you're literally struggling
to fill the hours between meals. Nothing better.

Plus, I've quit the beer for the month of June, so I'm feeling healthier
and richer as we move towards festival and party high season. T in the Park
(http://www.tinthepark.com) beckons within weeks, and you simply cannot
beat a bit of Blur, Elbow, Editors and Razorlight (plus the Killers).

Still, the sun is shining here in Scotland for once, so I'd rather be outside!
So, have a good day, and catch up with you all tomorrow...

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's
bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?

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