Fun4U: Attitude and Bullshit

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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100 percent. How
    about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove
    helpful in the future.
 
 If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
 can be represented as:
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
 
 Then, by adding the values of the letters, we see that
 
 H A R D W O R K
 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%, and
 
 K N O W L E D G E
 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% but
 
 A T T I T U D E
 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % and
 
 B U L L S H I T
 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
 
 So, it may be argued that though hard work and knowledge will get you
    close, it's attitude and bullshit that put you over the top.
 
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