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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was
wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog
and her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said. "I don't want to tell you how to
run
your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."
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Hidden in the Democratic drawn-up economic recovery bill: $335 million
for sexually transmitted disease prevention. I guess this is to help
hookers get off their feet and back on their backs again. (Tim Hunter)
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Dear Dr. Science,
I have always wondered how Rocky and Bullwinkle met and how they
became good friends? Do you know?
-- from Natascha Sells of "Milledgeville, GA"
"You bet I do. Not only was I there at the Moose and Squirrel's first
rendezvous, but I was the one who arranged the meeting in the first
place. I had been hired as a consultant on the Way Back Machine, a
device they used to prop up the largely clueless dog named Mr.
Peabody. OK, so I'm somewhat bitter, having auditioned for a role that
eventually went to a cartoon dog.
Anyway, tensions were high on the set, what with the FBI and CIA
disguised as stage hands monitoring Boris Badenov and Natasha. I
managed to diffuse that tension through some simple science tricks,
making hydrogen bark, turning water into wine and back into water.
And when producer Bill Scott realized that Annette Funicello and
Bobby Darin weren't going to make it as the lead characters, I suggested
Rocky and Bullwinkle, two talkative animals I had used in lab research.
The rest is cartoon history."
True story from Dr. Science
http://www.drscience.com/
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Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.
Being a premature ejaculator has its advantages. I made ten sex line
phone calls last month, and the total bill is just two dollars.
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. So when
he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it
above his head and fired a shot into the ceiling.
''Which one of you sidewinders stole my hoss?'' he yelled.
No one answered. "All right, I'm gonna have anotha' beer, and if my
hoss ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I done
in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I done in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy had another beer,
walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to
ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before
you go. . . what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
You might be a redneck if...
Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
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TOONS
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New toy from Rubik
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=odd-toys0018.jpg
Playbot
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=Playbot.jpg
Pulsating hypnotically
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=Pulsating.gif
Save a horse
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=Save-a-horse.jpg
Racial profiling
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=signs0011.jpg
Rich chocolate
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=Snacksx011.jpg
This is gonna HURT!
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Fast Flintstones
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=amovies-0185.jpg
FREE BEER
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Drink & Drive
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Spearfish sports
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Tender moment
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=Tender-moments
They Shake Me
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=tshirts4babys008
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MORE TOONS
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Air Poland
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000027.html
Airbag Cell
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000028.html
Doggie Kisses
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32155.htm
Going To Sleep
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32156.htm
It Fits
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32157.htm
One More
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajkknjjhj.htm
I Can Do You One Better
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfgfr.htm
he's depressed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c012.html
naked chick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0107.html
penis doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0109.html
consequences
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0110.html
a spoiled dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f091.html
Random Joke & cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
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Carl Barron - Montreal Comedy Festival 2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a39fS-82HE
Doggy Style Blog
http://www.maddogblog.com/
Conflict in the Middle East
http://dareland.blogspot.com/2009/05/auto-tune-news-2.html
ALL girls should learn this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0I0FF9laz4
Construction goof-ups
http://www.crookedbrains.net/2009/03/construction.html
Extreme poodle makeover
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/poodlemakeover.html
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Get Paid to do Surveys
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GAME TIME
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Are You A Flirt?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=17566&s=n
Warlords Heroes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39662&s=n
Robokill Shooting Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39663&s=n
Sniper WWII
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39966&s=n
Dog Fight 2
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39661&s=n
6 full on games for the week end
http://www.jokeroo.com/games/index.html
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
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