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An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one
hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.
The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half.
He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out
the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in
front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip
and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few
bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and
whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for
the two of them."
As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He
politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing
everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a
bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking
turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another
meal for them.
This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing
everything."
As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin,
the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to
eat a single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are
waiting for?"
The old woman answers... "THE TEETH."
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