Wednesday, 13 May 2009

[No Holds Barred] for MAY 12 2009

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Bubba from Biloxi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm
and says, "Darlin', this is the pig I have sex with when you have a
headache."
 
From his bed, his wife sneers, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you
dolt!"
 
Bubba replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to YOU!"

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Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
 
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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The bank robber
 
You gotta love a guy who can think on his feet!
 
A man walks into a bank, gets in line and when it's his turn he pulls out
a gun ... and robs the bank.
 
But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses he turns around and asks
the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
 
The customer replies..."YES!"
 
The bank robber raises his gun, points it to his head and ...Bang!!!!!
...shoots him in the head and kills him. He quickly moves to the next
customer in line and says to the man....
"DID ...YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB THIS BANK????
 
The man calmly responds, "No ... But my wife did."
 
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Hillary's campaign is claiming she misspoke when she said she landed
under gun fire during her trip to Bosnia. Turns out it was gun fire on a
trip to L.A.              --- Jay Leno
 
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

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A young soldier is being reprimanded by his commanding officer for
moving and giving away his position during a camouflage and
concealment exercise.
 
"Young man, don't you realise your comrades are depending on you?
You could have gotten them all killed!" the commander shouts.
 
"Yes sir, I know, but I thought I'd done rather well up to that point",
the soldier replies. "I didn't flinch when the wasp landed on my nose, I
didn't move when the bird crapped on my head and I didn't say a thing
when the dog cocked it's leg on my boots. But when I felt the two
squirrels run up my trouser leg and heard one say, 'Let's have half now
and save the other one for winter' I couldn't help myself!"

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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?
 
A bore is someone who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
-- Henry Ford
 
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                                             TOONS
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Honesty
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=Honesty-2.jpg
 
Prize bird
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=HumanFoodx015.jpg
 
Jug eyes (wait for it)
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=JUG-EYES.gif
 
Ball kockers
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=Knockers.jpg
 
Lean on me
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=Lean-On.jpg
 
LMAO!
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=LMAO.jpg
 
Arena cleanup                     
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=history-Arena_cleanup.jpg
 
DRAT!     
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=history-DRAT!.gif
 
Homer Rock            
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=HomerRock.jpg
 
Just One Drink                 
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=just-one-drink.JPG
 
Maze            
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=Maze.jpg
 
Cats & Dogma                      
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=movies-0046.jpg
 
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                                         MORE TOONS
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African Americans
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000022.html
 
After 6 Beers
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000023.html
 
Ben and Jerry's
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b060.html
 
goggles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b062.html
 
Bigfoot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b063.html
 
A request
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0105.html
 
Mammogram
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f0106.html
 
Was it Worth It
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42534.htm
 
Leave your Shoes On
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42533.htm
 
Found Your Clitoris
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42532.htm
 
Iceberg
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42530.htm
 
Free Vd
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42529.htm
 
Random Joke & cartoon
http://www.Able2Laugh.com
 
Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
 
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                               FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
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Original, crazy videos by Larry Graves aka the Canadian Studmuffin
(subscribe and get sent notices of the new ones)
http://www.youtube.com/canadianstudmuffin
 
Topless Car Wash prank
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?i=40117&pid=3436&u=3463
 
Swine Flu Fight Song
http://www.sydesjokes.com/extra/link000048.html
 
Optical Illusions
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/07/optical-illusions-update.html
 
25 disturbing sex toys (get both pages)
http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html
 
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                                            GAME TIME
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Age of War
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39666&s=n
 
Rise of Atlantis
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39072&s=n
 
How Sexy Are You?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=37008&s=n
 
Find a Word
http://www.castlemountains.com/wordfind/wordfind350.html
 
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
 
Nice variety of Adult games for home or party!
Various Sip 'n Strips - Truth Or Dare - Pecker Ring Toss - Body Bingo
Lots More!  Check it out!
http://tinyurl.com/5ghcmo
 
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