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Fred had a week off and decided to play golf every day.
Monday morning, he found himself paired with an attractive woman,
Annette, who turned out to be a very good golfer.
They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine it was a
full-blown competition.
On the 18th green, Annette sank her long birdie putt for the win. Fred
congratulated her and paid off his losses.
Annette asked for a ride home and, on the way, told him, 'You know,
Fred, I haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a long
time. In fact, pull over so I can express my appreciation.' Hee did,
they kissed, and one thing led to another and soon she gave him the
best or£l s3x he'd ever had.
The next morning, they met again on the first tee and played together
again. They had another magnificent day, enjoying each other's company
and playing tight, competitive golf.
Again Annette beat him, but she also showed her appreciation on the
drive home.
This went on all week, with Fred narrowly losing every day, his male
ego bruised, but not unhappy.
On Friday's drive home, Fred said, 'Annette, you've been great to be
with all this week and tonight I'd like to return the favour. I made
reservations at the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the
penthouse suite at the best hotel. What do you say?'
Annette burst into tears. 'I can't!'
'What? Why not?' he asked.
'Because,' she sobbed, 'I'm in the middle of a s3x change and the
doctor hasn't completed that part of me yet!'
'What?!' Aghast, Fred swerved off the road, screeched to a stop and
cursed madly, overcome with emotion.
'I'm so sorry,' says Annette, 'You have a right to be angry with
me.'
'You b£stard!' Fred screamed, his face bright red. 'You cheating
b£stard! All week long you've been playing off the women's tees!'
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