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Barack Obama is visiting an Edinburgh hospital.
He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or
illness.
He greets one.

The patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face,/
Great chieftain o' the puddin race,/
Aboon them a ye tak' yer place,/
Painch, tripe or thairm,/
Weel are ye worthy o' a Grace, as langs my airm."

Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The next patient responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,/
And some wad eat that want it,/
But we hae meat an we can eat,/
So let the Good Lord be thankit."

Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moves
on to the next patient,
who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,/
O whit a panic's in thy breasty,/
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,/
Wi bickering brattle."

Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and
asks, 'Is this a psychiatric ward?'
'No,' replies the doctor, 'this is the serious Burns unit'.

NB: Refer to Burns night on Wikipedia if necessary!

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