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"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Easter Bunny"
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans.
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey!
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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter
parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
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SIGNS THE EASTER BUNNY IS NUTS
10. Neighbors describing him as "a quiet loner."
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at
Santa, "You're going to die up there, fat man!"
8. Can't stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a "suicide egg."
4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl
space.
3. Won't come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.
2. He's hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.
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Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
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Post-Resurrection Visit
It cannot be found in the scriptures, but one story has it that upon his
resurrection, the Lord appeared to a certain fisherman.
"I am Jesus. My death has saved all who do or will believe, and I am
returned to show the Father's love and power."
"No, you're not Jesus, so bug off, you're scaring all the fish," answered
the old fisherman.
"I see thou are full of doubt. What would thee have me do to show who
I am?"
"Walk across the river," he tells Jesus.
So Jesus starts walking across the river. Next thing, he sinks and
disappears under the water.
After he swims back to shore, the old man says to him, "There you are,
see, you're not Jesus, you can't walk across water"
Jesus responds, "Well, I used to be able to do it until I got these
darned holes in my feet!"
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Altzheimer's Advantage - You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.
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TOONS
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I've loaded a bunch of Easter toons on the site here:
23 clean Easter toons
http://able2laff.com/?cat=107
32 naughty Easter toons
http://able2laugh.com/?cat=106
From other sources...
83 Easter Cartoons from
editorial cartoons, comic strips and vintage cartoons
http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/bysubject/subject.php?sid=480
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
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Easter Fun Facts
http://www.happy-easter.com/facts.htm
A Devilish Egg Encounter
http://www.southernangel.com/food/deveggs.html
Easter Eggs Grandma�s Way
http://www.humorcolumnist.com/easter.htm
Bill Hicks - Gideons and the Easter Bunny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnjFhdO90Rg
Yak and the Story Of Easter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weBFmdLmKvI
The Easter Bunny Hates You
http://tinyurl.com/cb36oy
FAIL Easter Toys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7vhaX-UKPM
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GAME TIME
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Bunny Trail Maze
http://www.easterfun.com/bunnytrail/index.html
Games for Easter Parties
http://tinyurl.com/d2tz5m
6 full on games for the week end
http://www.jokeroo.com/games/index.html
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
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