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A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per
year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a
year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be an American.
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(Today's filler...Hallmark writers having a bad day.)
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert
decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar
and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath
away.
"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but
within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over 20
million dollars."
The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his
stepmother.
Men will never learn
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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AS SEEN ON TV
Never Scrub your toilet bowl again.
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A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the
New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human
interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most
remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas ..
Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this
would be a good place to start.
He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he
was there. The farmer (named Farmer Mahon ) agreed to answer his
questions.
The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the
happiest?
Farmer Mahon replied, "One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We
all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back
to the farmer that lost it."
"I can't print that," said the reporter, "Is there another event that made
you really happy?"
Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, "Yep. One time the
daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin' young
girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her,
we took her back to her daddy."
Again the reporter knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take
a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, "Is there any event in your
life that has made you really sad?"
Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, "Well, I got lost once."
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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TOONS
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Ice cream
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EXTRA rare
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Freak show!
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Fruit, anyone?
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This is Gay!
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=GAY.jpg
Don't Jumping
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DUCK!
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When Rock Was Young
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FRAUD!
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Grimm Party
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MORE TOONS
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A little fella
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New airline offers plenty of amenities
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Holiday
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Doctor's fees
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Edna!!!!
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Good stuff!
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22441.htm
Big Jugs
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22439.htm
Good Doggie
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22440.htm
Stripper Strike
http://www.buffaloschips.com/02280508.htm
Billy's Plan
http://www.buffaloschips.com/2280509.htm
Treat
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000020.html
Good customers
http://www.sydesjokes.com/toons/link000021.html
Random Joke & cartoon
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Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes..com/JPGS/display_pic.php
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FUN PLACES TO CHECK OUT
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William Shatner Demonstrates Proper Gun Control
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yJ7cfr9Lso
Martin and Lewis - Blow Me a Kiss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LENKIbKCZ_U
Eating Your Way Through The Seven Deadly Sins
http://www.maddogproductions.com/ds_gluttony.htm
Those old Burma Shave hiway signs...
http://seniors-site.com/funstuff/burma.html
Chalk Art
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart.html
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart2.html
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart3.html
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GAME TIME
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Robot War
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39949&s=n
Fun Facts Quiz 6
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39817&s=n
Mud and Blood 2
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3467&pid=39926&s=n
Eat everything smaller than you, don't get eaten
http://games.the-n.com/games/game_contain.php?id=888
Daily Games
Cryptogram, Wordcross, Crossword Jumble & Jigsaw Puzzle
http://able2laff.com/?p=2383
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