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In his Saturday radio address, President Barack Obama told Somali pirates he
is sending Vice-President Joe Biden to meet with them aboard their dinghy to
resolve the crisis.

''I will not be held hostage to a situation that was allowed to grow and
fester under the previous administration. President Bush never reached out
to the Somali pirate community; instead, he arrogantly dismissed them as
barbarians and thieves.''

The President said the high seas entrepreneurs mistakenly targeted a U. S.
Flagged vessel because of dense fog caused by global warming. He has
authorized Vice-President Biden to share the Navy's ship identification
technology with pirates to avoid a repeat of the incident. In addition, the
President said he is prepared to meet the pirates at the White House for
talks.

''I fully acknowledge that decades of American imperialism have led us to
this point,'' the President continued. ''However, this all must come to an
end by the Sunday morning talk shows. If that deadline passes with no
resolution, I will order the American warships to withdraw, leaving Joe
Biden in that lifeboat with the pirates until they come to their senses and
beg to be rescued themselves. The choice is theirs.''

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