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Hey folks.
Apologies for few joke emails last week. Things a little busy as I
prepare for my holidays over the next few weeks. Off to Oz and hopefully
Asia so long as Qantas honour their stopover pledge in my ticket (don't
ask!).
So, although Joke Email may be scant on my chat for a while, I'll
reprise the stories upon my return!
Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email
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+ General Joke
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says "OK old fart,
time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of
these chickens. Look what it has done to me.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?
"The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins! gets the exclusive
domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance,
Old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running.
About 15 seconds later.
The young rooster takes off running after him. They round the Front
porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is
only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
porch. When he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster
I bought this month."
Moral of this story? .
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always
overcome youth and arrogance!
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