[No Holds Barred] for DEC 29 2008

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Anything goes on this list so no one under 18 is welcome!

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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!

Greetings!

I'm Papa Thorn, and will be taking over for Doug Aiken with
this fine batch of goodies.  Nothing will be changing, so
just set back and enjoy as usual!
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Toons

Stink fish
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001fishin_3.jpg

Fruit bowl
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001Fruitx001.jpg

Holy backfire
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001HOLY_Shit.jpg

Kicked in
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001kicked-in.jpg

Weight lifting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m050.html

Gone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m051.html

Carrot talk
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001EatMoreVeggiesx001.jpg

Library scholar
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001Library_scholar.jpg

Marriage
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001Marriage.jpg

Milk maid
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001milk.gif

Pimp Juice
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=001DrinkUpx001.jpg

BUSTED!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m053.html

In a way
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m055.html
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Extras...MOVIES

Women... know your limits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

Willie Wonka's Secret
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wonka_A_Recut_Trailer

CSI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQdpirkwGBU

Secretary's Ass
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/120612.htm

Bad judgment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies2442.html
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A German, an American and an Englishman were exploring the jungle
when they came across an breathtakingly beautiful waterfall.

After admiring it for a while, the American says, "When I look at
this waterfall, I think  of the great American Constitution, you
know, where every atom of water is like an individual who has the
freedom to make it's own way through the world in unison with nature".

The German says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of the
great German economy, strong and powerful and smooth running".

The Englishman, when asked about his thoughts says, "When I look
at this waterfall, I think of oral sex".

The American and the German look at him in amazement

"What is it about this waterfall makes you think of oral sex?"

"Uh. everything I look at makes me think of oral sex".
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THE HORSE RACEHORSE RACE Line up and odds:
In lane 1. Passionate Lady @ 2 to 1
In lane 2. Bare Belly @ 4 to 1
In lane 3. Silk Panties @ 8 to 1
In lane 4. Conscience @ 100 t0 1
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts @ 10 to 1
In lane 6. Clean Sheets @ 25 to 1
In lane 7. Thighs @ 15 to 1
In lane 8. Big Dick @ 2 to 5
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom @ 12 to 1
In lane 10. Merry Cherry @ 50 to 1

AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.
AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure
from Big Dick.
AT THE TURN Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Silk Panties and Jockey shorts are no longer in
the picture
Bare Belly is making a final push. Big Dick is in
and Passionate Lady is coming.
AT THE STRETCH: It's Big Dick taking charge
Passionate Lady continues to take all Big Dick can offer.
Bare Belly buckles under the pressure
As Thighs are forced wide

AT THE FINISH  It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head.
Bare Belly shows Thighs continue to fall back.
Heavy Bosom pulls up And Clean Sheets never had a chance.

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AD
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A pair of stage-door Johnnies are ogling the cuties who are leaving  the
dressing room.

"Do you see that redhead over there? I feel like screwing her
again."

"Wow," said his buddy, "Do you mean to tell me you've been doing
it with that great looking broad?"

"No, I felt like it before, and I feel like it now."
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