Sunday, 7 December 2008

Fun4U: Man At The Beach

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One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even
though the beach was a not a nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he
doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper
to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain
around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he
could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said
"well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff
at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs,
and burned it's nest."

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