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There seems to be a lack of new "product" about and as it is that time
of the year when everybody is rerunning their favourite this or that,
I thought I would post one of my favourites just in case there is
anybody who has not seen it before:
John was a meeter and greeter at a Walmart. He was very good at
his job, in fact he was the best one they had ever had. There was only
one problem - he always seemed to be ten or fifteen minutes late in
the morning.
Finally the manager called him in to his office and said, "John, we
have a problem. I have no complaint about your work, in fact you are
really good at what you do and I only wish the rest of the staff were
as smart, friendly and efficient as you are but you really must get
here on time in the morning."
John replied, "Yes I am aware of the problem and I assure you that I
really do try to be punctual."
The manager said, " I believe you were in the army before you came
here, John, how did you cope there? What did they say to you when you
arrived quarter of an hour late in the morning?"
"Well they usually said, 'Good morning, Colonel, would you like tea or
coffee?'"
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