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Opening a bank account (by ron unsworth, published Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00)
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller
window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished female teller replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account -
now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
bank."
The teller leaves the window and walks over to the bank manager to inform
him of the situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to
listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," barks the old man. "I just won 50 million
Euros in the damn Euro lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this
damn bank!"
" I see," says the manager, "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
Trailer sex (by ron unsworth, published Tuesday, 30 November 1999 00:00) 209.
A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir.
The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleading penis.
The doctor said, damn how did you do that?
The man said well I live in a trailor, and every night I have noticed that the woman in the trailor next to mine at exactally 9:00pm, she moves her rug where there is a hole in the floor, she sticks a hot dog in the hole and masterbates with it.
So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailor and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my penis in the hole.
So that night I did, and it was going great untill someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!
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