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TGI Friday! And about time. I've had a very slow week, the weather has been good,
and luckily Wimbledon is nearly finished. I'm just not into it at all, the whole
'old English upper class' thing, and heck, I'm English!
Let's face facts, we're rubbish at tennis, we don't have an empire, and we should
just accept that the only thing we do well is party-hard music festivals and
drinking tea. And that's how we like it!
Tom Evans
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return
for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the
top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the bottle".
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