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Kay and her friends are out clubbing one Friday night when she meets a
handsome bloke by the bar. They talk, connect, and end up leaving together.
When they get back to his place, he shows her around his flat.

One weird thing she notices is that an entire wall of his bedroom is devoted
to a collection of stuffed toys arranged on shelves. The bottom shelf
contains lots of small stuffed animals. The next shelf up contains slightly
larger ones, and so on, all the way up to the top shelf, which contains
gigantic teddy bears.

Kay is a little surprised that a man would have such a sizable collection of
stuffed animals but she decides not to be judgemental. In reality, she is
actually impressed that he is willing to show his sensitive side to someone
he just met.

One thing leads to another and before long they are making love. The next
morning, after a night of intense passion, she wakes up next to him. As she
notices him waking up also, she rolls over and asks, smiling, "was it good
for you, too?"

The man shrugs and tells her she can have any prize she likes from the
bottom shelf.....

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