JE - Pope Ready to Rock

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Hey folks. I'm just back from T in the Park - the biggest and bestest music
festival in Scotland (http://www.tinthepark.com). Lots of fun, with REM
headlining last night and finishing the set with 'End of the World', then
'Man on the Moon'. Priceless.

Smaller act worth plugging into YouTube - Black Kids. Fantastic!

Tom Evans
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-oldgrandmother and
comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied 'He
had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even.Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive today if
that bloody ice cream van hadn't come along.

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