Tuesday, 22 July 2008

JE - Obama Tries Subliminal

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A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders
hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.


The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog
and a cat. The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look:


"That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly. 'Thankyou,' says the
little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied
one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's
testicles.


'Little friend,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how to run
your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could probably go a lot faster.'


The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at
the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:


'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren,
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