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A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the
earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man
wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and
a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie.

"As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie,
"But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive
twice over."

The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbour, Jones.
"Let's see. My first wish is..." He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...
to live in a ten story luxury mansion."

The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into
the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment
from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new
twenty story mansion.

"Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a
puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones
grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as
attractive.

"What is your final wish, Master?" asked the genie".

"I want to lose a testicle," said the man.

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