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John McCain Is So Old....

....the Big Bang woke him up.
....he once lost a quarter in the Primordial Ooze.
....Mike Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution, but John McCain witnessed it.
....it takes an archeologist to dig up dirt on him.
....his parents were named McAdam and McEve.
....in 1st grade he only had to learn one continent on the flat earth.
....ALL parties were toga parties when he was in school.
....his library card says "Alexandria" on it.
....he used to fake Bubonic Plague to get out of class for the day.
....when God said "Let there be light", John McCain rubbed two sticks together.
....his copy of the Bible is autographed.
....he owes Moses twenty bucks.
....he remembers when Iraq was Mesopotamia.
....Joe Lieberman has to remind him not to refer to Iranians as "Proto-Elamites."
....he lost his first election to a guy named "Og."
....he voted against the Papyrus Reduction Act.
....his original Straight Talk Express was a chariot.
....he voted against funding the Pyramids.
....when the walls of Jericho fell down, he blocked legislation to rebuild.
....he actually has ears loaned to him by Friends, Romans, Countrymen.

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