Wednesday, 28 May 2008
Its been a long time since I've sent one of these. I wanted to let you know I'm still working on the site but things have slowed down lately and I'm hoping to have more time in the future to really ramp the site back up.
If you go the site right now you will see a new Video section that's beta. It works a lot like YouTube in that you can upload your own videos to it. Give it a try check out some of videos I've uploaded and leave some feedback. I have a bunch more to upload over the next few day an! d hopefully some of you have some videos in your email you could share with others and upload.
Keep Smiling!
Mike
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THE GAY BABY submitted by rondetto
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their s! perm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs.
Isn't it wonderful? one fruitcake says to the other.All these unhappy children and ours is so happy.
The nurse says,Ya sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his butt.
HEATHER MILLS' DRIVER submitted by rondetto
Heather mills was being driven around the countryside in her limo.
suddenly a cow walked into the road and,unable to stop in time,the limo hit the cow.
slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.
Is it alright? ,asked Heather.
no ma'am,its dead. Said the driver
Well you were driving,so you can go a! nd tell the farmer.
so the driver went off to the nearby farm,a couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine,his clothes scruffy and messed up.
oh my god,what happened to you?,Heather exclaimed.
Well ma'am explained the driver ,the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave me a kiss,and their daughter made love to me.
just what the hell did you tell them? asked Heather
I'm Heather mills driver and i've killed the cow........
THE F WORD submitted by rondetto
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box and says, "Father during the week I said the F-word."
The priest says, "Well my son, say 3 Hail Mary's and your sins will be forgiven."
The guy however was quite eager to explain to the prie! st why he had used the F-word and grudgingly the priest agreed to list en to his explanation.
"Well I was playing golf last Sunday instead of coming to church," said the guy.
"Is that why you said the F-word?" the priest asked.
"No," the guy replied. "I was on the first tee and I duck hooked my drive into this terrible rough."
"Is that why you said the F-word?" the priest asked.
"No," the guy replied getting quite annoyed with the constant interruptions to his story. "My ball took a lucky kick out of the rough and I was left with a perfect shot to the green."
"Is that why you said the F-word?" the priest asked.
"No," the guy said. "As I went to play my ball a squirrel grabbed it and took off with it."
"Is that why you said the F-word?" the priest asked.
"No," the guy replied. "As the squirrel was running away with my ball an! eagle swooped down on it and took off with the squirrel and my ball."
"Is that why you said the F-word?" the priest asked.
"No," the guy replied. "The eagle dropped the squirrel over the green and the ball rolled out of its mouth and finished 5 inches from the hole."
The priest said, "Don't tell - me you missed the fucking putt!"
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