Fun4U: Little Johnny CCXI

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Little Johnny comes out of his first health class, where he was told that
a boy has a penis and a girl has a vagina. At lunch he looked in his
pants, and now knows what a penis looks like, so he goes off happy. When
the youngster gets home, he asks his father, "What does a vagina look
like?" The father, totally caught off guard, looks around and sees his
wife in the flower bed, so he tells his curious son that a vagina is
"one of natures' beauties, looking like a rose just starting to bloom."

Johnny goes to play in the neighborhood, and starts to repeat everything
his father has told him. He is the talk of the playground, until a
couple of older boys ask him, "So smartie pants, what does it look like
after sex?" To the horror of Little Johnny, he didn't know the answer.
Running home he sees his father in the garage and comes in yelling
"Daddy, daddy!"

The father asks, "What's wrong?" The youngster tells his father he needs
to know what a vagina looks like after sex... Again, caught off guard
by the request, his dad looks around until he sees the dog. So he tells
Johnny, "Son, do you remember what the bulldog looked like after he
got into the mayonnaise jar...?"

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