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well, not the best day for English sport. It seems we may well be out of
the Euro 2008 championship due to the choking nature of our overpaid
sports'stars'. Jokers. The day I get paid £100k a week for doing the job I
love..

Tom Evans
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An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French
customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs
officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been
to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport
ready." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on
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The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
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"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help
liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

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