JE - Taking care at the ATM

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Howdy folks.

So I'm back to chilly Scotland after a week burning in the sun-drenched
Dominican Republic. Was particularly relaxing, played a few games of
tennis, tried to windsurf (can't apparently) and lazed by the pool. Wasn't
particularly impressed by the flights both ways, which has made me less
than the keenest flyer. Imagine your plane dropping about 20 feet suddenly
on approach, with the passengers screaming. Hmm... wasn't the best..

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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A mindreader is at a nightclub one night and decides to give a small
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