Fun4U: Cockpit

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Maudie is flying on a jumbo-jet to Europe. Once in the air the loudspeaker
    comes on "This is your captain Emilia Rodrigues. We are cruising at
    35,000 feet...etc. etc." When the announcement is finished Maudie
    beckons to a stewardess and asks, "Is it really true that this great
    big airplane is being flown by a woman?"
 
 "Yes, says the stewardess, Captain Rodrigues is a woman."
 
 "How wonderful!" Maudie replied "I am so excited! Do you think you can
    arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to congratulate her?"
 
 "Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know that the
    co-pilot is also a woman."
 
 "Oh, how exciting. This is wonderful news! Please let me go to the cockpit
    so I can congratulate them both!"
 
 "OK, you can do that. You might like to know that actually the entire
    crew of this plane are women."
 
 "That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time ...this has
    really made my day ... I just have to go to the cockpit to express
    my admiration!"
 
 "One more thing you might like to know ... we don't call it the cockpit
    any more."
 
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