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At the end of every day, I settle down onto the couch - cup of tea in hand
- and thank the lord that there are still people out in the world who are
so truly stupid, you can't help but smile..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7036098.stm

Just what did he expect?!

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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war
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