MyJokeMail.com / Newsletter

http://www.myjokemail.com

Latest Videos

---

Recent Videos

Larry Craig

Need a good doctor?

The Amazing Skidboot

Kangaroo Caught

If I only had a brain

Latest Pictures

---

Latest Pictures

8 point buck
Young Michael Phelps
Eve's Forbidden Fruit
Eve's Forbidden Fruit
Finally

Newsletter



MyBlog Website Update (by Administrator)

Hello Everyone!

It's been awhile since I sent out a newsletter. I'm currently working on a new newsletter setup for the site and for the next few days you may or may not see a newsletter while I fine tune the site.

Please feel free to report any bugs or problems you have to me. Mike@myjokemail.com


Thanks
Mike

Dirty Two Ants (by ron unsworth)

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.


One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.


So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.


One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.


"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".


"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

Sex First Night (by ron unsworth)

There was this young couple who have dated since high school, but they have never had sex because the boy's mother always told him that what a woman has between her legs has teeth. For obvious reasons, the boy has always been afraid to venture down there.

They finally marry, and on their wedding night, the young groom walks out of the bathroom to find his new bride dressed in a very sexy negligee and lying invitingly on the bed. She says to him, "Oh honey, here's the moment we've been waiting for.... It's time to consummate our marriage."

He is apparently flustered, and says, "Oh, no....I'm not going down there!"

The confused bride asks, "But honey, why not?"

He turned to her and said, "Well, my mother always told me that what a woman has between her legs has teeth."

The bride laughed and said, "That's nonsense; here, let me show you." So, she whips off her negligee, spreads her legs open, and pulls her nether lips apart, saying, "See honey?... No teeth!"

The groom quickly replies, "My God! With gum disease like that, it's no WONDER you have no teeth!!"

Want to submit a Joke, Quote or Fact? Click Here



--
If you do not want to receive any more newsletters, this link

To update your preferences and to unsubscribe visit this link
Forward a Message to Someone this link

powered by phplist v 2.10.5, © tincan ltd