Fun4U: Proxy Husband

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A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her
bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter
playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?", asked the mom. "Mom,
I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married
so this is pretty much my husband". The mother walked out of the room,
shaking her head.

The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and
upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What
the hell are you doing?", he asked. His daughter replied, "I already
told mom. I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married
so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband". The father walked
out of the room shaking his head too.

The next day the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in
one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football
game. "For Chrissakes, what are you doing?" she cried. The husband
replied "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and
watching the game with my new son-in-law!"

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